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>>>> A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up
>>>> to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
>>>> wife."
>>>> "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>>>> "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
>>>> "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
>>>> shape, size, color and material imaginable.
>>>> "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four
>>>> types of bras to choose from."
>>>> Relieved, the man asked about the types.
>>>> The saleslady replied:
>>>> "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the
>>>> Baptist types.
>>>> Which one would you prefer?"
>>>> Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between
>>>> them.
>>>>
>>>> The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>>>> The Catholic type supports the masses.
>>>> The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>>>> The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
>>>> The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
>>>> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
>>>> letters used to define bra sizes?
>>>> If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters
>>>> stood
>>>> for, it is about time you became informed!
>>>> (A} Almost Boobs...
>>>> {B} Barely there.
>>>> {C} Can't Complain!
>>>> {D} Dang!
>>>> {DD} Double dang!
>>>> {E} Enormous!
>>>> {F} Fake.
>>>> {G} Get a Reduction.
>>>> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
>>>> They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
ROFL! I've actually gotten this one in e-mail before! I love it!
LMFAO!
Hahaha, i haven't heard that one before! I liked it!
new joke for me too, loved it!
Oh that was hilarious! Thanks so much for a good laugh! :)